Date: 10/24/1998
DarkWingDuck69: hey becky
Becky13: who is this?
DarkWingDuck69: this is Eric. sup?
Becky13: how did you get my screen name?
DarkWingDuck69: i heard you mention it on the bus yesterday.
Becky13: you are on my bus?
DarkWingDuck69: yeah…i was sitting behind u
DarkWingDuck69: im always sitting behind u
Becky13: ok…
DarkWingDuck69: u didn’t answer my question!
Becky13: what question?
DarkWingDuck69: sup
Becky: oh. umm not much. you?
DarkWingDuck69: just boogey boarding the Net
Becky13: what?
DarkWingDuck69: i don’t know how to surf yet lol
Becky13: im confused
DarkWingDuck69: it was a joke
DarkWingDuck69: LOLLTHITLK
Becky13: ?
DarkWingDuck69: LOLLTHITLK stands for “laughing out loud like the hyenas in the lion king”
DarkWingDuck69: it’s the newest craze on AOL
Becky13: never heard of it
DarkWingDuck69: well thats probably because i just made it up like 6 days ago.
DarkWingDuck69: but watch its going to be HUGE
Becky13: right
DarkWingDuck69: i like your screen name. howd you think of it?
Becky13: its my name. then my age.
DarkWingDuck69: nice! i really like it. i wanted to do that format too
DarkWingDuck69: but BadAss13 was already taken lol
DarkWingDuck69: hello?
DarkWingDuck69: you still there?
Becky13: ya
DarkWingDuck69: i like my screen name though
DarkWingDuck69: Dark Wing Duck is such a sweet show
DarkWingDuck69: *was
DarkWingDuck69: i used to watch it when i was a kid
DarkWingDuck69: i mean, i still watch it, but only ironically
Becky13: oh
DarkWingDuck69: yeah so DarkWingDuck seemed like a good choice for a screen nizzle
DarkWingDuck69: and the 69, well i don’t think I need to explain THAT
DarkWingDuck69: ;)
Becky13: I feel uncomfortable
DarkWingDuck69: ya me 2. this desk chair is killing my back!
DarkWingDuck69: LOLLTHITLK
DarkWingDuck69: hello?
DarkWingDuck69: you there?
Becky13: yes
DarkWingDuck69: wanna see my one-eyed monster
Becky13: not at all
DarkWingDuck69: *)
DarkWingDuck69: it's a new emoticon i just invented like 2 secs ago
DarkWingDuck69: neways i cant wait for the dance on friday. r u goin???
Becky13: I was planning on it
Becky13: but now im not so sure
DarkWingDuck69: how come?
Becky13 has signed off
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