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How to Hack a Computer in an Action Movie

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Being the hero in an action movie isn’t all about kicking evil in the teeth, leaping away from explosions, and making glamorous love while a hit single plays delicately in the background. Sometimes you need to touch a computer. For those times, here’s a handy flow chart for how to hack any system, provided you’re in an action movie.

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