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Adolf Hitler Brainstorms Valentines...

by Tom Sunnergren on

Dear Eva,



-Will you be Mein (Kampf)?

-Be my valentine and heil love you forever.

-Love me or I’ll end you. I f*cking swear to god I’ll end your life.

-This Valentines Day I can’t bear to be without you (maybe draw a picture of a cute bear?)

-I reich you a lot.

-Our love is pure.

-You’ve blitzkrieged into my heart.

-I will f*cking kill you if you won’t be my valentine. I will f*cking cut out your heart.

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