Hanging out with friends and watching sports — it doesn't get much better than that. Unless one of these people shows up.

#1 The Former Athlete: Oh man, did you just see that play? Yeah, he did something like that back in high school. Except instead of LeBron's 360 dunk in traffic, he's referring to that time in warm-ups when he tapped the backboard while doing a layup. But dude, seriously, he could be out there right now. If he hadn't twisted his ankle in pee wee soccer, and if his junior high coach didn't hate him — it was all politics, man; politics — he'd definitely be playing in the NBA playoffs right now. Trust him.

Fun Fact: This guy hit .264 on your slow-pitch softball team last year. He also struck out 11 times.