Hours of sleep the night before
Reaction upon seeing employees dressed as Disney characters
What if it’s Jasmine?
Lust, quickly followed by guilt
What you’re most likely to ask the concierge
So what’s Mickey really like? You know, off the set.
So do I have to go to Miami to get drugs, or can I find some here?
Number of times you bring up subliminal sex messages in Disney films
What does “subliminal” mean?
Reaction after riding the Tower of Terror
Dude, I was not screaming, ok? You were probably just hearing the girl behind me.
Upon seeing a three-hour line full of screaming children, you decide to…
Scream until you’re allowed to get in line with them
Wear two condoms until you turn 40
Most commonly uttered phrase
Hurry up! The Magic Kingdom closes in five hours!
Can we please go back to the hotel? “The Hills” starts in five hours.
Most typical souvenir
Anything featuring 3 or more licensed Disney characters
Anything you can turn into a bong once you get back home
Desire to visit Epcot
Number of times you masturbated
C’mon, man. Be honest.
Ok, once. But only because “Aladdin” was on.
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