-You feel 300 rounds of Street Fighter is enough Street Fighter.

-You do not absolutely have to play this song for your friend.

-No matter when you look at your watch, it is not time for a Snack Attack.

-You are certain the person sitting next to you is not a cop.

-You have ambitions to score the assistant manager job at Del Taco.

-You have no urge to buy clean urine.

-The episode of Deal or No Deal and the barking of your neighbor’s dog do not perfectly align.

-Your glaucoma is not cured.