If I said women are stupid, it wouldn't be sexist.
I'd be stating fact based on FaceBook conversations.
This is a conversation between a girl 3 years younger than me.
I am 14 she is 11.
She likes me
After weeks of being nice to her. I snapped.
Her
Heey sexy
??
Me:What? You didn't ask a question.
Her:Why do you always correct things iput wrong?
There's a question.
Me:Why do you always need correction?
Her:I don't , you just decide to give le correction, I it makes you happy I'll male sure everything is in proper grammar.
Sorry
I wrote that wrong
Me:It isn't just grammar.
It's spelling and sentence structure too.
Her:I don't care!
facebook is so you don't have to be at school
Me:The reason facebook was invented was so you didn't have to be at school?
Her:Exactly, see you really are smart and sexy but I'm sexier .
Me:You didn't ask a question.
In addition, I was making fun of you.
Facebook wasn't invented so you didn't have to be at school, for that makes no sense.
Her:No shit I didn't a question
In addition, fuck you
Me:Then why do you put question marks?
Her:Tu see where the fuck you were
Me:Then ask.
"where are you?"
Or give me more than 4 fucking minutes to reply. I am not hovering over my computer beating off to this conversation and just waiting for your next message.
I don't actually want to talk to you.
And stop saying
"Hey sexy"
That's just weird.
Her:It's not weird if I like you dumbfuck
Me:Yes, it is weird.
I don't know you. How you know me is beyond me.
I'm the dumb one?
Her:No your just the stupid one between us sexy
Me:It is spelled "you're"
Not your.
I'm the dumb one.
Don't call me sexy, it's not flattering. I just get creeped out.
Her:Colin called
Me:what?
Her:Sorry
He wants his dick back
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Omg that's so funny and offensive.
My best friend called because he wants his dick back!
You're implying I'm gay, right?
Sorry, I don't understand your intellect, wit, and humour.
Wow, that was a major hit to my self esteem.
I'm openly bi sexual.
Then you accuse me of liking men. You sly bitch.
Women are dumb. There is more to come.
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