I bought the Lego version of Boba Fett's Slave One and tried to put it together as soon as I got home. When I got to the last page of instructions, I realized I was missing an important piece that was unique to the set. I was sure I hadn't lost it, so I knew Lego had shorted me the piece. I couldn't even find a suitable replacement in my three gallon bucket of Legos. I was furious. I complained to my mom, the store where I bought it, and even wrote a letter to Lego. This was 3 years ago. I was 18 years old.
-Riley Peterson (CH Intern)
When I was younger, about 6, I purposefully peed on my underwear (as in, took them off and peed on them) so I'd have to change. I had a pair Super Mario 3 underwear and I was really happy when I got to wear them.
-Ricky
After I captured all 150 Pokemon, my friend told me that the only way to get Mew (#151) was to visit a secret location you lose access to once you beat the game. I deleted my completed game in order to start over, at which point my friend told me he made it all up. I never spoke to him again.
-Owen Parsons
I just moved most of my Dungeons and Dragons books over to my girlfriend's house. I consider this a bigger step than keeping a toothbrush in her bathroom.
-Ash
I bought my brother Pokemon Yellow for his birthday one year. I borrowed it the next day and never returned it.
-Caldwell Tanner
When I was in ninth grade I skipped out on going out for Halloween because I didn't want to miss the launch of the Natural Selection mod for Half Life.
-Cam
Someone once broke into my house and stole my PS3 and my TV. It made me start going out more, and I even somehow got a girlfriend. We dated for a year before I got a new PS3. I didn't even know she dumped me until an hour later, because she wasn't there when I went to switch out the batteries on my guitar hero controller.
-Ty
When I was 5 years old, I passed up a chance to see snow for the first time for the opportunity to play Mario Bros for the first time. I didn't end up seeing snow until I was 20.
-Lynn
Pwn My Life / Issue #7
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