Look at me America I'm a dumbass! I go to school in Eastern Washington at Washington State University (or any state that is fucking freezing for that matter, like Wisconsin, Indiana, iowa, New York, fuck you name it). And when it's less then 40 degrees out, i LOVE wearing thong sandles. Not only do they make me look extremely gay, but my feet feel like they are going to fucking freeze off too! Just for fun, I will probably wear a pink polo and pop my collar, because ever since I remember I've been doing that shit ya hear me? I probably won't dress warm either, because i'm fucking retarded.
Man, thong sandles are so cool in february.