Veryveryhotgirl69 has entered the room.
MrBoner88 has entered the room.
MrBoner88: hey there baby are you as hot as your name suggests?
Veryveryhotgirl69: hello sugar
Veryveryhotgirl69: your about to find out
MrBoner88: me likey. Now how do you want to do this?
Veryveryhotgirl69:your the sexy doctor and im the very hot patient coming in for a checkup. Im sitting naked on the table waiting for you to come in. i start to touch myself while i wait. Now you come in
MrBoner88: i come in with a big boner.
MrBoner88: i start to kiss your mouth with my mouth.
Veryveryhotgirl69:mmm it feels good. i stroke your big boner while we kiss
MrBoner88: i nibble on your nipples erotically. i gently caress your breasts
Veryveryhotgirl69:dont be gentle baby squeeze em
MrBoner88: i do. Mmm theyre nice. i i feel something
Veryveryhotgirl69:yeah baby
MrBoner88: I think I feel a lump
Veryveryhotgirl69:what?
MrBoner88: A lump. It’s protruding from the bottom of your left breast. I think I should run some tests.
Veryveryhotgirl69:stop this isnt funny
MrBoner88: You’re right. Breast cancer is no laughing matter. Almost 40,000 people die from it annually.
Veryveryhotgirl69:get back to the sex
MrBoner88: Listen. As your doctor I strongly advise you have this lump checked out. Especially now. It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so it’s not only urgent to your health but it’s seasonable as well. Here, I can give you the name of a good oncologist.
Veryveryhotgirl69: i said stop it! Get back to the sex or im leaving
MrBoner88: Fine. Whatever you want.
MrBoner88: I gently caress your breasts
Veryveryhotgirl69: mmm there you go
MrBoner88: I nibble on your lump erotically
Veryveryhotgirl69: SCREW YOU MR BONER!!!
MrBoner88: that’s doctor boner to you
Veryveryhotgirl69 has left the room.

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