Pwn My Life: Issue #17

I’ve added “headshot,” “pwn,” “pwned,” “noob” and various other 1337 words to the spell-check dictionary on my computer.
-Mark

When I was 7, I was playing Pokemon Blue on a long car ride to the beach. I had just caught Zapdos and it was the greatest moment of my life. Then the bumpy car, no back-light, and my penchant for car sickness, made me throw up on myself. My Dad pulled the car over while my Mom cleaned me off. Then she did the unthinkable and turned off my Game Boy before I was able to save my progress. I was so angry and upset that when we got back on the road, I turned the Game Boy back on and played until I threw up again.
-Duvey

A really romantic moment in my relationship was when my boyfriend changed his Modern Warfare 2 clan tag to my name and I changed mine to his.
-Liz

I bought Starcraft 2 the day it came out. During checkout, I asked for $40 cash back. However, once I had the game in my hands, I ran out of the store to get home to play it. I forgot to take my money. I don’t even care. The game is so sick!
-Colin

I broke up with a girl because she told me too many Dark Knight spoilers before I saw it.
-Scott

My Xbox 360 red-ringed the night Halo 3 came out. I immediately went to Walmart to buy a new Halo 3 Edition Xbox 360 instead of waiting 6 weeks for Microsoft to repair it.
-Kyle

My girlfriend withheld sex from me because I had Boo steal one of her stars in Mario Party 3. I didn’t get laid, but I won the game. It was worth it.
-Aaron

I’m a videogame programmer for a living, and on my lunch break I watch Japanese cartoons online.
-Kevin