Welcome to the Tonight Show, it’s nice to see all of you here tonight. Did you hear about this _________________ can you believe they _______________________?
(Celebrity in the news) (Reason they are in the news)
Well President__________________ was in ________________ to talk about
(Current President) (City/Town/Country)
________________. The economy is in the news again. The Economy is so _________
(News Item) (Bad/Good)
that people on Wall Street are _______________________. This ________________
(Celebration/Suicide Method) (Disaster)
just keeps getting worse. It’s gotten so bad ________________ said ________ is glad
(Troubled Celebrity) (He/She)
it took the heat off of them. Have you seen this _______________________________?
(Internet Video Popular 6 Months Ago)
Can you believe how _______________ that was? I can’t believe that. ____________
(Amazing/Stupid) (Band Leader)
how are you tonight? Did you hear that _____________ has banned
_________________. As _________________________ would say
(Random News Item) (Easily Impersonated Celebrity)
____________________________. We have some great guests on the show tonight
________________ is here, along with ________________ and musical guest
(Celebrity) (Marginal Celebrity)
________________. We’ll be right back with ________________. Come on back.
(Top 40 Artist) (Time Filler Activity)