"105%: Issue One Hundred and Thirty Three" by 105%-O-Matic

Back and Better Than Ezra

"I come bearing .gifs." -The Internet

-Streeter Seidell

Drinking tap water is much better for the environment than bottled water. So I dump garbage on the ground whenever I turn a faucet on to keep the balance.

-Patrick Cassels

Word Problem

If the Millenium Falcon is traveling at lightspeed and the Starship Enterprise is traveling at warp speed in the complete opposite direction, how long before I finally find out what a boob feels like?

-Brian Murphy

I bet the phrase 'grammar Nazi' started when someone was looking for spelling errors in the "Diary Of Anne Frank"

-Conor McKeon

Body Fact

Every time you take a ghost sh*t – where there's no sh*t on your toilet paper – that means there's someone in Australia looking down at their toilet paper, and they have TWICE as much sh*t as they thought.

-Dan Gurewitch

My friend's cat got feline AIDS, which is tough because now I have to explain to her how I got feline AIDS.

-Jeff Rubin

My biggest fear in life is a tie between a celebrity trying to tweet at me but incorrectly spelling my username and spiders.

-Amir Blumenfeld

I hate racial slurs. If you're gonna say it, at least commit to the correct enunciation.

-Jake Hurwitz

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