-Odysseus has checked in at Ithaca.
-Penelope has checked in at Ithaca.
-Odysseus has checked in at Troy
-Odysseus has checked in at the island of the Cicones.
-72 of Odysseus’s comrades have checked in at Hades.
-Odysseus has checked in at the Island of the Lotus Eaters.
-Odysseus has checked in at the island of the Cyclops.
-Cyclops has checked in at the island of the Cyclops.
-Odysseus’s Crewman has checked in at Cyclops’ Stomach.
-Odysseus has checked in at Island of Aeolus.
-Winds have checked in at bag.
-Winds have checked in at NOT IN BAG.
-Odysseus has checked in at Island of the Laestrygonians.
-Odysseus has checked in at Circe’s Island.
-Suitors have checked in at Ithaca.
-Odysseus has checked in at The Underworld.
-Odysseus has checked in at Straits between Scylla and Charybdis.
-Six of Odysseus’s Men have checked in at Scylla’s Stomach
-Odysseus has checked in at Island of Helios.
-Divine Oxen have checked in at Stomachs of Odysseus’ Men
-Odysseus’ ship has checked in at Bottom of the Ocean
-Odysseus has checked in at Calypso’s Island
-Odysseus has checked in at Island of the Phaecians
-Odysseus has checked in at Ithaca
-Suitors have checked in at Hades
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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
