A bright light near blinds Bob Marley when he opens his eyes. A silhouette steps in front of him.
M Night: Mr. Marley, what were you doing the night of June 3rd?
Marley: I was planting seeds and leaving town, oh lord!
M Night: Hmmm. Is that so?
Marley: I saw sheriff John Brown aiming to shoot me down yeah! Oh lord!
M Night: What of the deputy?
Marley: I didn’t shoot no deputy (oh, no-oh), oh no!
M Night: Well, you goddamn piece of shit- sheriff John Brown is ALIVE!
Marley: What? Oh no (oh no no oo-oo ooh) Oh!
M Night: Thats right you high motherf*cker! Guess who is dead?
Marley: Who?
M Night: Is this your gun?
Marley: Yeah ooh (yeah yeah ooh yeah!)
M Night: This is the weapon that killed the deputy!
Marley: Oh no no ooh no ooh oh no!
M Night: Thats right a-hole! You didn’t shoot no sheriff that night!
Marley: Oh, Lord!
M Night: You shot the deputy!
Marley: Oh no no ooh no no ooh no!
M Night: Actually you didn’t kill anyone. This is just a dream.
Marley: Oh, Lord!
M Night: Actually, the sheriff is the planet Neptune. The deputy is tuna casserole. You are me. I am just a fiction of your imagination. Your imagination is the bullet in this gun. There is just one bullet left.
Marley: … OH LORD!
M Night: ZOMBIES!
Marley: OH LORD!
M Night: ZOMBIES!
Marley: OH LORD!
M Night: ZOMBIES!
Marley: OH LORD!
M Night: Rainbows!
Marley: Oo-ooh Yeah!
M Night: YOU ARE THE SHERIFF! You killed yourself at the beginning when I told you the gun was your imagination. I am the deputy! Giggly goosh!
Marley: Ooo-ooh no, no no ooh-oh no, oh no no no!




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