A bright light near blinds Bob Marley when he opens his eyes. A silhouette steps in front of him.

 

M Night: Mr. Marley, what were you doing the night of June 3rd?

 

Marley: I was planting seeds and leaving town, oh lord!

 

M Night: Hmmm. Is that so?

 

Marley: I saw sheriff John Brown aiming to shoot me down yeah! Oh lord!

 

M Night: What of the deputy?

 

Marley: I didn't shoot no deputy (oh, no-oh), oh no!

 

M Night: Well, you goddamn piece of shit- sheriff John Brown is ALIVE!

 

Marley: What? Oh no (oh no no oo-oo ooh) Oh!

 

M Night: Thats right you high motherf*cker! Guess who is dead?

 

Marley: Who?

 

M Night: Is this your gun?

 

Marley: Yeah ooh (yeah yeah ooh yeah!)

 

M Night: This is the weapon that killed the deputy!

 

Marley: Oh no no ooh no ooh oh no!

 

M Night: Thats right a-hole! You didn't shoot no sheriff that night!

 

Marley: Oh, Lord!

 

M Night: You shot the deputy!

 

Marley: Oh no no ooh no no ooh no!

 

M Night: Actually you didn't kill anyone. This is just a dream.

 

Marley: Oh, Lord!

 

M Night: Actually, the sheriff is the planet Neptune. The deputy is tuna casserole. You are me. I am just a fiction of your imagination. Your imagination is the bullet in this gun. There is just one bullet left.

 

Marley: … OH LORD!

 

M Night: ZOMBIES!

 

Marley: OH LORD!

 

M Night: ZOMBIES!

 

Marley: OH LORD!

 

M Night: ZOMBIES!

 

Marley: OH LORD!

 

M Night: Rainbows!

 

Marley: Oo-ooh Yeah!

 

M Night: YOU ARE THE SHERIFF! You killed yourself at the beginning when I told you the gun was your imagination. I am the deputy! Giggly goosh!

 

Marley: Ooo-ooh no, no no ooh-oh no, oh no no no!