- Dude you should really go to this party.
- Nah I’m, well maybe, I don’t know.
- Like I don’t want to pressure you or anything, but it’ll be fun.
- Yeah, I know.
- No peer pressure or anything.
- Clearly, but that’s not a concern, I have a history of defeating peer pressure.
- Oh, cool man, that’s something you can talk about at the party if you decide to go.
- Do you want me to go?
- I mean, it’s really up to you dude.
- Is it?
- Of course, you can do what you want, you don’t have to drink or anything.
- I know, I have the will to choose.
- But if you do decide to drink I got you covered.
- Do you? Oh you do because you’ve got your own shot-glass in your shirt pocket.
- You like it?
- How could I not? The sleek structure, the beauty—
- Yeah and it only cost like 5 bucks.
- Which airport?
- Denver. There were like so many options.
- There were? You chose the one with an airplane on it?
- That’s not the point.
- What is?
- You’re coming to the party.
- I thought you said I didn’t have to.
- Yeah but I assumed you’d want to.
- I have self-respect.
- I said you didn’t have to drink.
- I also like to have fun…. You see how I’m at odds with this decision?
- Okay let’s go.
- You really need me to go?
- I’d like you to…
- Because you’re afraid to be by yourself, to be your own man, is that it?
- You’re my designated driver.
- What if I drink.
- You never drink.
- Okay I’ll go.
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