Not your father’s bi-weekly internet joke article
I love drinking games but I’m finding it so difficult to melt down all these MouseTrap pieces.
Blood, sweat, and tears is the recipe for success, just as long as you aren’t a bartender.
I used to waste a lot of money on the lottery, until I realized I’d be better off saving that money, and using it to bribe my boss for a promotion.
My walk home from work is usually painstakingly boring, but yesterday I watched two hobos make love. This portable DVD player is worth every penny.
The Devil Wears Prada
I dunno, I’m pretty sure the Devil wears Ed Hardy.I don’t travel a lot; but some of my friends do. Needless to say, I need to find a way to kick them off of my basketball team.
I’m not sure if it was “date rape.” I mean, we never officially called it a date, but I think it was pretty clear we were going out.
I went on a date last Saturday with a girl who did impressions. She was pretty good, but I bet her she couldn’t do me. Turns out I was right.
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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
