Dorm Bathroom

The dorm bathroom is a scary place. It’s like walking into jungle. A jungle that constantly smells like shit.  No matter whether someone is currently dropping a deuce or not. It will smell like poop.  As if the tile in the walls has the scent memory of thousands of bowel movements from the past. 

So, you’re thinking to yourself, “What should I do?” First and foremost, be brave. Sometimes people try to work up into your territory.  You see, you may already be mid bathroom trip and someone else will come, sit next to you, and start dropping the browns off at the Super Bowl.

Second, don’t freak out. Unless, you have a talker. It’s already awkward. Talking to a stranger while pushing something out of you is only OK for an OB/GYN when they’re delivering a baby.  

Dorm bathrooms will forever be weird. There is no denying it.  Just know eventually it will get a little less awkward.