Stacey: And that's how I became a lawyer. And what did you say you did again?
Ryu: Oh, I'm a street fighter.
Stacey: Huh?
Ryu: I fight people on the street. Street fighter.
Stacey: Like, hobos?
Ryu: No. Well, sometimes. Okay, often. But sometimes I fight other super fighters. Like my best friend Ken.
Stacey: You fight your best friend?
Ryu: Yes. Also my enemies, though. That part makes more sense.
Stacey: And you do this exclusively on streets.
Ryu: Well, sometimes in arenas, or secret labs. But yeah, often we fight on streets. Like, definitely more than actual fighters should be.
Stacey: Maybe you should do something more important. Than, like attacking hobos. Do you make anything from this?

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