The Kentucky Derby is often referred to as “The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports.” Phil Donahue coined the phrase in 1968.
Donahue Box, Churchill Downs, 1968.
0:01 – Race begins
0:09 – Donahue successfully performs Heimlich maneuver on choking friend
0:20 – Donahue’s wife threatens to leave him, but decides against it
0:59 – Donahue receives a call telling him he’s just won the lottery
1:07 – Call revealed to be a prank (“Real funny, guys”)
1:20 – Donahue wins the lottery
1:34 – Among friends, Donahue tries LSD
1:45 – Donahue witnesses amazing onside kick in college football game on TV
1:59 – Donahue’s horse wins by a nose
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