- Wear a Brett Favre jersey and go around showing people a picture of your dick on your cell phone.
- Deck yourself out in a T-O jersey and a sombrero.
- Wear a Ben Roethlisberger jersey and go around asking girls if you can show them something in the bathroom.
- Put on a Jets jersey and throw a football at all the hot girls you want to bang.
- Wear a Tim Tebow Jersey and then don’t have sex with anyone.
- Wear a Kevin Kolb jersey and then halfway through the night change to a Michael Vick jersey. Switch back every hour like you can’t make up your mind.
- Wear a James Harrison jersey and then murder someone.
- Wear a Darrell Revis jersey and then don’t show up to the party until someone pays you enough money.
- Dress like Brett Favre and then throw a football at anyone not wearing a Vikings jersey.
- Wear any Dallas Cowboy jersey and then lodge a piece of candy in your throat. Then choke.
- Dress like Garrett Heartley and go around attempting to kick pumpkins but you keep missing.
- Put on a Pat McAfee jersey and go for a swim in your local body of water.
- Wear a Jeff Reed jersey and spend the night fighting with inanimate objects.
- Throw on any Jacksonville Jaguars jersey and party all alone in your room with no one watching.
- Put a white bed sheet over your head, then a paper bag over the sheet. Now say BOOOOO! You’re either a Ghost or a Saints fan.
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