From: sscott@khagani.info
Subject: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Hey There
Do u want to make youre wife happier! Do you?? Take just 2 tbsp of EROTICATONICA a day and in 1 WEEK satisfaction GUARANTEED!! Add another FOUR INCHES!
From: Abraham.Lincoln@gmail.com
Subject: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Dear Mister,
I am not sure how you found this address, but I gracefully and respectfully wish that you would not contact me further.
I can assure you that my wife is already happy. Additionally, standing at six feet and four inches, I have no interest in an additional four inches.
I must also state that I find your spelling and grammar issues to be rather disconcerting. I have attached a Word document listing your mistakes.
Yours, very sincerely and respectfully,
A. Lincoln
From: sscott@khagani.info
Subject: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Hi friend!
Thanks for writing!! All you needto do now is give me your credit card # AND your PENISS will be BIGGER IN NO TIME!! Plz send that information to me ASAP!!
From: Abraham.Lincoln@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Dear Mister,
I ask that you refrain from further correspondence.
I find your last message to be extraordinarily inappropriate and I will resist from dignifying your outlandish—and, might I add, incorrectly spelled—comments with a response.
You must also note that I do not know what a credit card nor a credit card number is.
Please do not write me again.
Yours, sincerely and with slight agitation,
A. Lincoln
From: sscott@khagani.info
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Click HERE: SURPRISE
Make your GIRLFRIEND scream LOUDER! Send me your bank information NOW and i guarantee that your lover will be HAPPY within days!! But pls send me your account ifnormation QUICKLY!!
From: Abraham.Lincoln@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Dear Mister,
It upsets me that you have not heeded to my previous requests to cease communication.
Additionally, as I have written to you in our previous correspondence, I am married to a lovely woman who is already very happy and do not have a need for, nor have I ever had, a girlfriend.
I do not know what bank account information you speak of, though if I did, I most certainly would not give you that information.
Also, due to problems with my wireless, I have not had e-mail access for since Tuesday. I apologize for the delay in responding to you.
Once again, I ask that you do not respond to this message.
Yours, sincerely and respectfully,
A. Lincoln
From: sscott@khagani.info
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Friend do you like SEX! Of course YOU DO!! This stuff will make you and your wife and girlfriend SO HAPPY. I will happily send it to u for a low low price of 20 BUCKS. Give me your address and your account information so you can LIVE A NEW AND BIGGERR LIFE TODAY!
From: Abraham.Lincoln@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Mister,
As you have not complied with my previous wishes, I am forced to report your IP address to my local service provider.
Please do not respond to this message.
Yours, sincerely and with consternation,
A. Lincoln
From: sscott@khagani.info
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
You are my good friend so I want to offer HELP to YOU. OK?? Ooooooh CUMMING feels so GOOD, right??!! Make your girlfriend CUM 10 times in 1 NIGHT! I made MINE GIRLFRIEND CUM 20 TIMES THIS MORNING!!!!
From: Abraham.Lincoln@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: NATURAL ENHANCEMENT!!!!
Mister,
Please know that I have added you to my block list. This will be the last time I respond to any message that you send me.
Yours, sincerely and with great consternation,
A. Lincoln
From: bengi@william.ng
Subject: YOU HAVE WON LOTTERY
Sir YOU have WON. Click HERE
To: bengi@william.ng
From: Abraham.Lincoln@gmail.com
Subject: Re: YOU HAVE WON LOTTERY
Dear Mister,
Thank you very much for your message.
The link you provided does not give me further details on how I can claim my prize. However, I would like my prize to be mailed to my home address. I have attached a Word document with the pertinent details on how I can be reached.
Again, thank you.
Yours, sincerely and with great jubilation and thanks,
A. Lincoln
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