Girl: I’m going to work now, baby, so I’ll see you later.
Guy: Wait, we need to talk.
Girl: What’s wrong, baby?
Guy: Okay honestly, you call me baby way too much. Can you tone it down a bit?
Girl: Of course, baby! Is that all you wanted to talk about?
Guy: We also need to break up.
Girl: What do you mean we need to break up??
Guy: Look, it’s not you…it’s…okay yeah it’s you.
Girl: I can stop calling you baby so much! I swear!
Guy: That’s not the problem.
Girl: Then what is?
Guy: I’m sorry, but I just can’t date a gold digger.
Girl: What?? But I warned you before we even started dating!
Guy: That was before I knew how much of a problem it really is!
Girl: Well what the hell do you want me to do? I need to pay off my college loans somehow! You can’t blame me!
Guy: It just seems like you’re more interested in getting money than you are interested in me!
Girl: Being a gold digger is in my blood. My grandma was a gold digger, my mom was a gold digger, and I’m going to continue the tradition for my family!
Guy: Well I feel you should at least
Girl: Seriously I'm going to be late for work so let’s talk about this later. Bye bye, baby!

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