Pepsi Guy: Hey, good morning.
Coke Guy: Hey
Pepsi Guy: How ya feeling?
Coke Guy: Not too bad I guess.
Pepsi Guy: Cool, cool. So, uh, this is kinda crazy right?
Coke Guy: Yeah, yeah, I know. Didn't expect to end up here after we left that diner last night.
Pepsi Guy: Tell me about it.
Coke Guy: I like your bedroom though. That's a really cool Led Zeppelin poster.
Pepsi Guy: Oh, you like Led Zeppelin?
Coke Guy: I told you that last night, remember?
Pepsi Guy: Uhh, oh, yeah yeah, course I remember. Sorry, just forgot there for a sec. It's all kinda hazy after that 4th Coke Zero.
Coke Guy: I know right. I can't really remember much after we did those shots of Pepsi Max. That probably explains a lot. Ha
Pepsi Guy: Ha
Coke Guy: So
you don't think anyone saw us leave together last night do you?
Pepsi Guy: No, no, definitely not. It was pretty late when we got that cab, everyone was gone by then.
Coke Guy: Hopefully
Pepsi Guy: So do you have to work today, or
Coke Guy: Yeah I do. I should actually get going. Got to go pick up my truck, got a lot of deliveries to make today.
Pepsi Guy: I know that game.
Coke Guy: Haha yeah
Pepsi Guy: Well I'll call you a cab if you want.
Coke Guy: Sure, that'd be great.
Pepsi Guy: Great. Can you just hand me my cell phone on the night stand there?
Coke Guy: Yup, here you g
hey, wait a second.
Pepsi Guy: What?
Coke Guy: Were you using your cell phone last night when we were, ah
you know, when we got back here?
Pepsi Guy: What? No way, definitely not. Why, do you remember me using it?
Coke Guy: Yeah, I have this fuzzy memory of you holding your cell phone and saying something about YouTube
Pepsi Guy: Hahahaha. That's crazy. Your crazy. You must have dreamed that.
Coke Guy: I guess
Pepsi Guy: You definitely did. Trust me.
Coke Guy: Alright
Well I guess I'll get dressed then.
Pepsi Guy: OK. Your boxers are over there by the mini fridge.
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