Live from the internet, it’s 105%!
I saw a really old picture of a guy working out. He was quite sepia toned.
Some things are better left unsaid. Like cliches.
I park in handicapped spots, which I think is fine because I’m morally handicapped.
Don’t cry over spilled milk, unless your friend is drowning in it.
In Australia, when playing chess, they have to say “checkmate” and “checkmatemate” to avoid confusion.
Is it still considered manslaughter if it’s a woman? And if it’s on purpose?
Music to My Fears
I’m a classically trained pianist. Whenever I made a mistake, my father beat me with “War and Peace.”My best friend and I once got into an argument, where he told me that I never listen and only hear what I want to hear. Then he retracted it and complemented me on the size of my penis.
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I Think My Draw Something Partner Might Have Been Kidnapped
News Feed History of the World: February 2012
Everything is Scary
Bathroom Catastrophe
The Different Types of Stubble
10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl
Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
