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In the episode of Bleep Bloop about the Grease videogame, Jeff Rubin asked if anybody remembered the Home Improvement episode with the Greased Lightning fantasy sequence. I was sorely disappointed with Jeff because it wasn’t a fantasy sequence. It was a video Mark made for Tool Time to show off Tim’s new hot rod after his first video was too avant garde for the Tool Time audience.
-Anonymous
I bought the sexiest little outfit at Victoria’s Secret yesterday. I modeled it for my boyfriend later that night. Instead of getting wanting to get it on, he asked me to read him his new limited-edition Fallout: New Vegas comic book. So I did.
-Anonymous
When I was six, I was very envious of the kid next door’s N64 and wished for one for christmas. Alas, I only asked for a “Nintendo.” My father surprised us with an old, used NES system. Convinced that my parents didn’t love me, I ran away from home. They found me trying to live in the greenhouse of the old lady up the road. I’d been surviving on grapes.
-Meyer
My friends and I were looking through some demotivational posters when we came across one with a picture of a flipped tank. It said “Halo Press X to flip tank.” All my friends started laughing, but I frowned and rolled my eyes. One of them noticed and asked if I didn’t get the joke. I explained that I didn’t find the joke funny because it said “press” X and not “hold” X. Pushing X reloads your weapon.
-Anonymous
My girlfriend figured out that if she starts downloading stuff on the computer, I get lagged out of Call of Duty and stop playing. She does this a lot.
-Anonymous
One time, when I was about 12, I was going to the store to get something for my mom and decided to hop in to the library for a second. I got so wrapped up in doing library things that I was over an hour late coming home. My mom banned me from going to the library for a month.
-Neito
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Little known literature fact: Dr. Frankenstein was only trying to DRAW a monster that would terrorize villagers.
It's like people on the Internet have never seen a boob before. Come to think of it, many of them haven't.
"I guess these are cool. If you like that kind of thing. Whatever. " - Porsche owner, moments before bursting into tears.
Anyone who DOESN'T want to live in the Hobbit houses is crazier than Denethor.
My all-dental dam band will never be this good.
All these Twitter accounts are run by Odie.
You will be more frightened while watching this video than anyone in it.
Good luck, detention monitor.
Sometimes the most timeless, magical things happen accidentally. Like farts.
When is the holiday to memorialize stupid people lighting themselves on fire?
