KEYSTONE

Thirty years ago: College students
Now: High school students

GUINNESS

Thirty years ago: Proud, hard working Irish men
Now: 18-21 year old students who went to a "pub" in the city and had a "real Guinness! I swear!!"

DOS EQUIS

Thirty years ago: No one
Now: Anyone willing to be dubbed "most interesting person" and disappoint all

MICHELOB ULTRA

Thirty years ago: Skinny middle aged women
Now: Over weight middle aged men and women

PABST BLUE RIBBON

Thirty years ago: Proud, hard working American Men
Now: Cannot be identified, "that stuffs lame now, all conformist and commercial."

BEER IN 30 

Thirty years ago: Did not exist
Now: Idiots.