I feel a sort of jelousy for Pac-Man. That dude has been eating non-stop for I don't know, 20 years now. And the fantastic thing is he hasn't gained a single pound. I wonder how he does it. He's like a 25 year old dude and he's been eating forever, and not even one pound gained. Not one symptom of diabetes. And not one heart attack. This guy is my hero. I'm just kidding, my real hero is Romeo from Romeo and Juliet. That guy is able to get sex and marriage in less than six days. Too bad he and Juliet died in the end. But anyway, tell me what diet Pac-Man is on because I seriously wanna know dude!
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