It's the first day of filming for Super Mario Galaxy 2 and tensions are high on set… Yes it's like filming a movie. Get over it.

Camera man: AAaaaand ACTION!

Bowser: (Grabbing hold of peach) Muahahaha! You'll never get her back this time Mario!

Mario: That's where you're wrong Bowser!  (Summons the power of his Luma and shoots up) This time it ENDS!!!!!!-

BOOM- as half the set is decimated by Kratos and Zues bursting through whle filming on their set.

Kratos: This ends NOW ZEUS! I THE RIGHTFUL GOD OF WAR WILL SLAY THE KING OF GODS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Zeus: (Raises his weapon to defend himself, but is too slow)

Kratos: (Just as he's about to serve the finishing blow)

Mario: Hey kratos you got something to say to me prick?

Kratos: (Looking around and realising he's on the wrong set) Oh shit…

Mario: Get off the fucking set you prick!!!!

Kratos: Sorry.

Mario: No, Don't just be sorry, THINK for one fucking second!

Mario: What the Fuck are you DOING!

Everyone else: (Staring in shock)

Mario: Are you professional or not!

Luigi: Hey man maybe you should calm do-

Mario: (Punches Luigi) Shut up asshole!

Mario: Do i fucking walk around bursting through other peoples set's! I knew it was a fucking mistake For Nintendo, sony, microsoft and sega to start using the same studio to film!

Kratos: Hey man it was an accident, it was meant to be a solid wall but i guess it was a little frail.

Mario: Yeah but you should of fucking THOUGHT before you approached the wall so aggessively you bald prick! What the fuck is it with you!

Kratos: Sorry i just don't understand-

Mario: What dont you understand!? You got any fucking idea about, oooh, its fucking distracting, having Kratos burst through the wall with Zues, in the middle of the fucking scene!!

Mario: Give me a fucking answer!

Kratos: I just dont-

Mario: What don't you get about it!?

Kratos: Why we need another Super mario galaxy, i just don't really get it..

Mario: Sure, you're just jealous cos your games were a trilogy while mine has infinite sequels.

Kratos: That's not what it is.

Mario: That's what that is man im telling you!!

Kratos: It's not what that is.

Mario: That's what that is man im telling you! I'm not asking im telling you! Why the FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT OTHERWISE!

Kratos: I was… trying to kill my dad.

Mario: OOOh good for you! Well how was it?

Kratos:… pleasant.

Mario: Well i hope it was fucking good because its useless now isn't it!

Kratos: Sorry, I didn't realise the wall would brake its sony's poor funding.

Mario: Fucks sake man you ameteur.

Starfox: (Who is also on set watching, chuckles)

Mario: Hey starfox you got something to say to this prick?

Starfox: I didn't see it happen!

Mario: Well somebodies gotta start keeping an eye on this guy cos that is the second time that he doesn't give a FFFFFFUCK about what is going on in front of the camera, like him bursting through here with his god of whatever 2 crap when we were trying to do galaxy #1.

Starfox: Ok ok.

Kratos: That's god of war to you short stuff!

Mario: God of what? Ghost of who? You're a fucking nobody now get the HELL OFF OF MY SET!

Zeus: Ok just take a minute to-

Mario: No let's not take a fucking minute let's GO AGAIN!!!! And let's not have you fuckers bursting in!

Kratos: Fine, and picking up on something you said earlier, that's not what that is.

Mario: That is what that is man im telling you! You wouldn't have done that otherwise.

Kratos: No what it is, is trying to film for the last game in the trilogy when-

Mario: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Kratos: Hey you know what ive always wanted to ask you, do you have a surname?

Mario: (Get's out of his seat) I'm gonna fucking kick your FUCKING ASS!!

Kratos: AGH! No don't hurt me i'm sorry!

Mario: D'YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL ZEUS FOR YOU!?

Kratos: No…

Mario: DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL HIM!?

Kratos: No!

Mario: SO WHY YOU KILLING MY SCENE!

Kratos: I'm not trying to kill your- you know what just forget it this has gone on for long enough.

Mario: Good cos i've had enough of you not giving a FUCK about what's going on on other sets, Hercules, Perseus, Kratos you're all the fucking same! just a different entertainment format!

Kratos: What!? That's not true! I'm the only son of Zeus! Dad he's lying right- (Looks and see's Zeus has taken off) Dad?

A few minutes later once they begin filming the scene again….

Mario: Bowser! It is time you fiinally met you end-

BOOM- Sonic comes bursting through fighting eggman, destroying another part of the set. and everyone nervously looks at Mario who looks like he's about to explode.

Mario: !!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE F-