In Alaska yesterday, a lesbian Eskimo couple was fined for public indecency after local authorities received complaints from neighbors regarding their displays of affection. While the middle-aged couple admits to only kissing on their own property, the neighbors suggest that the two were rubbing a lot more than just their noses together.
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