A doctor's office exam room. Jay Cutler sits alone. The door opens.
Dr. Steve: Hi, Jay. How are you today?
Cutler: Hi, Dr. Steve. I'm okay.
Dr. Steve: Really? Lovie told me you hurt your knee.
Cutler: Yeah, I guess so.
Dr. Steve: You guess so? Lovie said you couldn't go out and play yesterday because of it.
Cutler: Yeah.
Dr. Steve: Well, which knee is it? I'll take a look and we'll see what we can do.
Cutler: It's my left one. Or maybe my right one. I can't really remember.
Dr. Steve: You can't remember? Well, it can't hurt that bad.
Cutler: I don't know. I'm pretty tough.
Dr. Steve: Jay?
Cutler: Yes, Dr. Steve?
Dr. Steve: Did you just make up this whole story so you could come here today and get a lollipop?
Cutler: No.
Dr. Steve: Jay?
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