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Amateur cartoonists strip their way through college
Girls that I can't have sex with are completely ineffable
Of all the problems plaguing the Spiderman musical, installing "Clap On Clap Off" lights in the theater has to be among the dumbest.
"I'd love to, but I have to help a friend move" is always an honest excuse if you're a ventriloquist.
Avatar made me think blue women could be sexy. The recent cold weather changed my mind.
I went to get my grandfather creamated, but I was disappointed with the lack of flavors
I refuse to bungee jump. I came into this world by a broken rubber and I won't leave it the same way.
I don't understand why people are so amazed when i say my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most german officers did.
My friend told me that I shouldn't make rash decisions. Of course, that was before he got gonorrhea.
The only Internet joke article with both tiger blood and Adonis DNAI usually don't mind being called "Chief" or "Boss" by a waiter, but "Infallible Table Pope" seems a bit much.-Steve PowersOne d …