LOLscar Nominated
Amateur cartoonists strip their way through college
Girls that I can’t have sex with are completely ineffable
Of all the problems plaguing the Spiderman musical, installing “Clap On Clap Off” lights in the theater has to be among the dumbest.
“I’d love to, but I have to help a friend move” is always an honest excuse if you’re a ventriloquist.
Avatar made me think blue women could be sexy. The recent cold weather changed my mind.
I went to get my grandfather creamated, but I was disappointed with the lack of flavors
I refuse to bungee jump. I came into this world by a broken rubber and I won’t leave it the same way.
I don’t understand why people are so amazed when i say my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most german officers did.
My friend told me that I shouldn’t make rash decisions. Of course, that was before he got gonorrhea.
Winter Pick-Up Lines
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
Dating Dos and Don'ts
Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life
10 Ways to Make the Internet Better
George R. R. Martin reads three nursery rhymes. Come back in 11 years for the fourth one.
Presidents indulging in vice. They should be called vice presidents. ... wait.
Dating profiles for NFL stars: because who would ever be attracted to muscular millionaires?
Come for the funny signs; stay for the crappy food.
This MMA fighter faces his greatest enemy: himself.
Looks great, makes beef jerky. What more could you want?
Would you rather drown or fall to your death? Now you don't have to choose!
And now they're dribbling all over the court...
The future is finally here: flying dogs.
