(If CH somehow uses this weird script for any reason, you are welcome to, though please credit my name! thx)

Sanity-Yue Wang, December 6, 2009

 

Living Hell: Hello Sanity! We have reserved a place for you!

     [Grabs Sanity while Sanity walks toward Paradiso.]

     [Laughs]

 

Sanity: Sorry, I'm going there.

     [Points to Paradiso]

 

Living Hell: [Raise one brow] (Close shot)

     (Audience laughs)

     [Brings Sanity in to the restaurant with

     "sane" in the background doing irrational acts]

 

Sanity: Why am I here?

 

Living Hell: [Turns around suddenly with a smirky

     grin, takes out an apple suddenly]

     Apple, because you ate an apple.

     [Raise one brow](Close shot)

     (Audience laughs)

     [Keeps walking backwards]

     You used to be delightfully stupid like those two.

     [Points]

     [Quick flash of a painting of two idiotic faces.]

     Then you found the apple.

     [Takes out the apple with the smirky smile]

     [Raise one brow] (Close shot)

     (Audience laughs)

 

Sanity: Would you stop that!

 

Living Hell: [Suddenly serious]

     [In fast pace] And then you end up in here.

     [Cough, Cough, causally]

 

 

     {Comes in a child pushing a mentally ill.}

 

Living Hell: Hey, get out of here. You can't be here.

     You are not qualified, go to the Italian restaurant!

 

Sanity: [Going Insane]

     You are Insane!

 

Living hell: [Gestures]

     Ha! It's my paradise here!

     [Laugh/giggle]

     Owned!