Eat your lousy chocolate-filled heart out
2012: get rich or die Mayan
I'm so obsessed with cleanliness, I wash my hands BEFORE I go to the bathroom instead.
Black Guy's Twitter Update When He Walks Into A Store
@StoreEmployee is now following you.Anyone that says soup is filling was already full of sh*t to begin with.
I used to be REALLY into legos, but then I learned how to masturbate.
What's the hottest new trend in Frat-house architecture? Natural light, brah!
Stereotypes
I like to go to the mall and yell stereotypes at Asian families, like "Sony HT-SF470 Surround Sound Home Theater System!"I'm not usually one to wax poetic, but have you seen Emily Dickinson's bikini line lately?
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately
Tornado Warnings Don't Apply To Assh*les
It's Me, Monday
8 Rap Songs Perfectly Synched with Kids' Shows
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The Troll
Humor Us
TLDNR
Regret Everything
The Graphic Truth
CollegeHumor Interview
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