-I just ate breakfast. 8:00am

- I am wearing a suit. 9:00am

- I don't have any pencils right now.  Only pens.  10:00am

- I am at Office Max, about to buy some pencils.  10:20am

- I just bought some pencils. 10:25am

- I am on the phone with my publicist.  11:20am

- I am almost done with my phonecall with my publicist, about to hang up.  11:30am

- I just got off the phone with my publicist.  11:30am

- If I had a dog I would give someone else the job of naming it.  11:31am

- The traffic and weather reports look okay.  12:00pm

- I am eating lunch right now with an important investor.  12:30pm

- The investor needs some more convincing to invest in my project.  12:40pm

- The investor wants to inject less money than I am asking for.  12:40pm

- I am trying to negotiate but he still does not want to give me as much as I would like.  12:45pm

- The investor wants me to put my Blackberry away.  12:48pm

- The waiter is bringing us dessert menus.  12:49pm

- The investor keeps waving his hand in front of my face and snapping his fingers while I'm trying to type this.  1:00pm

- Enjoying the vanilla ice cream I ordered.  1:05pm

- No offers from the investor.  Not sure what went wrong.  1:15pm

- I turned the temperature down from 70 degrees to 68 degrees in my office.  3:00pm

- Checking my emails.  About to go home.  6:00pm

- Driving home right now.  It is raining and traffic is not good.  The reports were wrong.  6:20pm

- Watching C-SPAN with my wife.  She said she wants to make love.  I told her we can do that after C-SPAN is over.  7:00pm

- About to make love to my wife.  9:10pm

- Making love to my wife.  9:45pm

- The traffic and weather reports look okay for tomorrow.  I hope they're right this time.  9:46pm

- My wife is making peculiar noises.  I need to find a new investor for my project.  9:48pm

- My wife is sweaty.  I should probably turn the heat down from 70 degrees to 68 degrees.   10:00pm

- I am in the shower.  The directions on the shampoo bottle say to "wash, rinse, and repeat."  10:05pm

- Washing.  10:06am

- Rinsing.  10:07pm

- Repeating.  10:08pm

- Going to sleep now.  10:20pm

- I am sleeping.  10:30pm