Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2011

I was a German exchange student in an American high school - junior grade. One of the very first things I discovered was that not only girls did fly for my accent, but also that American girls are kinda wilder than most German ones. Before my first hook up with this American girl, I had a huge crash on my mountainbike, so I was all bandaged up, sore, and even still bleeding... Read More » under some of the bandages. (No need to tell you, that I used the bruises to get laid.) Turns out, she'd be one of the wilder girls. I don't think she realized that I was moaning because of pain, or that scratching my back like a freaking lion would not contribute to the improvement of the situation. When I woke up the next morning, I did not only have a hangover, bruises and wounds all over my body, but an impressive set of bloody scratches on my back, that would soon turn to scars. I now use these scars to pick up German girls, by telling them about the "time a wild bear attacked me close to lake Tahoe". I've gotten laid 5 times because of that story so far. 5 out of 6 times. Thanks Lea. You did a great job, although it was painful!