Right off the bat, I’d like to say swearing gets a bad rep. It is a powerful, and sometimes necessary form of communication. But then again, maybe it gets its power from its bad rep. I don’t know. But anyway, there is no doubt that there is a big difference between a swear that is executed well and one that isn’t. Being a good swearer is a useful skill, whether you’re hanging around with friends, or finally calling your boss an elephant-fucker (and you have the pictures to prove it!) There are a few things to be mindful of when swearing. They are as follows:

1. The swear itself. Know your basic dirty words down cold, but don’t let them limit you. Throw in some sex acts, animals, even some Olde English if it feels right.                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
2. Follow through. Purpose. If you’re going to call someone a barrel of donkey shit, call them a barrel of donkey shit. Petering out can ruin the best of swears.                                                                                                                                                                                                        
3. Energy. This doesn't mean volume. Saying a swear quietly shouldn’t strip a swear of it’s power, so long as you finish it as loudly as you started. If you’re in the room with your target, use eye contact. Hand motions if applicable. Really make them feel the swear.

 

So there you are. Hopefully you’ll keep these suggestions in mind next time you open your mouth to call someone a dog-hearted cocksucker.