Okay, after careful consideration and a lot of deep intellectual thinking, I, Totsky, has put together 10 rules for college. Female Version 1.0. And it begins here:

 

10) Stay in school. Nuff said.

 

9) Work out. The freshman 15 is more than just a myth, its Fact.

 

8) Join a club and work on your resume. The more you do the better it looks. (Unless the company finds that video of you back in spring break where you don't clearly remember taking off your top for the pleasure of 1000 guys watching.)

 

7) Make friends. (Wait… who needs friends?)

 

6) I don't have a number six…. (Ops.)

 

5) Don't join a sorority, the girls will make you have sex, drink, and mostly likely do some kind of drug. And as all kids know, drugs are bad!!!!!!! (but sex and drinking are alright.)

 

4) Don't stay up late. (Unless you have had numerous Cokes, coffees, or just energy drinks like Monster.)

 

3) Get a job. (Just don't sell yourself. That's where 65% of the Internet porn comes from these days.)

 

2) Keep your room clean. If you want to find all of your belongings (if you don't then power to you. Now… where are my socks…)

 

1) Don't listen to me. (If you read this then you are completely ignorant and I just wasted whatever time it took to read this of your life.

Enjoy College!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!