I recently took to the streets and asked random individuals what they were doing over spring break. Here’s what they said:
Name: Donatello
I’m just gonna hang out in the sewer with the other guys. It will be shitty! ZING!!!!
Name: Generic College Roommate
Masturbate.
Name: Butters
I’m going to Bennigan’s with my parents! OH BOY!
Name: Saddam
I’m just gonna hang around.
Name: Fuck You
Eating Poop.
Name: Siegfried
Roy.









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