Happy Mardi Gras! Live it up, because tomorrow it’s all “ashes” this and “fasting” that. Remember, Jesus didn’t spend 40 days in the desert being tempted by Satan so that you WOULDN’T get shitfaced today. Sobriety makes Jesus sad, and nobody wants that.
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