"105%: Issue One Hundred and Fifty Six" by 105%-O-Matic

They say no news is good news, but it's probably bad news if all the world's news outlets have been destroyed.

There may be more than one way to skin a cat, but there are no good ways to explain why you have all those skinned cats in your basement.

-Lev Novak @LevNovak

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Just hard, fast punches.

-Brian Murphy @CHMurph

Methamphetamines are actually way easier done than said.

-Wiseguy Pictures @WiseguyPictures

They call me the PunBail Wiza

-Dan Abromowitz

I used to consider myself quite The Thinker, until my aching wrist forced me to stop it.

-Alex Ringgaard @AlexRinggaard

If disappointing others was an Olympic event, I'd probably sleep through the qualifiers.

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