"105%: Issue One Hundred and Fifty Seven" by 105%-O-Matic

The worst is when you find out the hot tub ISN'T a time machine and you're just sitting there with your "PRESIDENT LINCOLN! DUCK!" sign.

-Steve Etheridge @Stetheridge

Why is it that whenever someone tries to talk about how much they love natural foods, it's never brought up in the conversation organically?

-Andrew Caudill

Does Just For Men "Touch of Gray" work on pubes? I don't want my genitals to look too old, but I don't want them to lack experience either.

-Brian Murphy @CHMurph

$7 for popcorn?! They better be sprinkled with gold, cause I got horrible metal poisoning after eating it.

-Wiseguy Pictures @WiseguyPictures

A Ne-Yo Not-See.

-Hannah Jones

Rastafarians don't think too highly of Mormons, they're more into the whole "one love" thing.

-Alexander Cooper

Do you think it's just a COINCIDENCE that EVERY conspiracy theory is ultimately INNACURATE? Or is REALITY pulling the strings!?

-Lev Novak @LevNovak

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