English Swear Words: The Definitive Guide

Our school chaplain was leading the last assembly before we broke up for the Christmas holidays, and decided that at the beginning of the assembly she would show a youtube video of the nativity story at the beginning. Firstly, she accidentally clicked onto the music video for Taylor Swift's "the story of us" about seventy times before managing to click onto the real video (... Read More »titled "the story of jesus/nativity/christmas" or something similar). Once the video was done, rather than just leave it stopped or close the entire internet window, she dragged the red line all the way back to the beginning of the video so that it played again - she thought that dragging it all the way to the left would somehow make the video pause; instead we watched the first five seconds about 35 times as she continually dragged it back to the start before a younger teacher finally offered her some help. All in all, having watched the actual video (which was only around 3 minutes long) once through, we wasted about 10 minutes of assembly time. Nice one chappers