Staff Meeting: Hollister Clothing Designers

Jim: We all know why we're here… We need some new ideas for this year's winter line. So everybody put on your thinking skull-caps and gimme some good ones! First up- t-shirts.

Sharon:
How about we write "Hollister" in a contrasting color on the front?

Jim:
I love it! Next- long sleeve tees.

Roger:
Um, we could write "Hollister" on the front and…

Jim:
What? no. You're retarded.

Manny:
How about we write "Hollister" on the front in cursive?

Jim:
That's what I'm talkin' about! Pajama pants- go!

Manny:
I'm thinking "Hollister" written across the butt.

Sharon:
With "California" below it in a smaller font?

Manny:
Naturally.

everyone high fives

Jim: Yes! We are in the zone!

Roger:
These ideas are all the same.

Jim:
You're fired. Get out.

Roger:
What?

Jim:
Roger, get out of my office.

Roger:
We're not in your office. This is a conference room.

Jim:
Don't correct me! I'm the Chairman of the Surfboard here, not you! …Leave your trucker hat with the receptionist on your way out.

Roger:
Fine. I hate it here anyway. Oh and by the way, none of you tools have ever touched a surfboard!

Manny:
Come on, man. Don't embarrass yourself.

Roger:
No, Manny! This is Columbus, Ohio. NO ONE SURFS HERE! You hear me?! No one! … no one… no… crying

silence

Jim: …Well this is uncomfortable. I'm gonna take a break to change my leather wrist band and maybe get some fresh puka shells around my neck. We'll meet back here in 20 minutes to discuss hoodie season.

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