Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks
And handcuffs, and a leather hood
(With a zipper for ingesting food).
And I shall call you “Gimp,” dear friend,
And never let you out again.
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