Steve Buscemi Eyes

What you'll need:

-Glasses
-A printer
-Scissors
-To look into Steve Buscemi's soul and confront your darkest fears

How to sell it:

-Pretend that there's nothing unusual about your appearance until people stop noticing your eyes, then get real close and make them notice your eyes

Locked Out NBA Player

What you'll need:

-A basketball
-Absolutely no good costume ideas

How to sell it:

-Refuse to go to a Halloween party with a cash bar
-Buy a car instead

Pizza Delivery Guy

What you'll need:

-Pizza box (pizza not necessary)

How to sell it:

-Arrive 30 minutes after the Halloween party starts
-Act bored and disinterested in the front hall until someone tips you

iPod Dock

What you'll need:

-An iPod
-Tape
-Exactly 3 seconds to assemble your costume

How to sell it:

-Frequently remind people that your charging capabilities aren't compatible with this iPod
-Start buzzing when someone nearby gets a text

Ron Swanson

What you'll need:

-To be a man

How to sell it:

-If you're not selling it by just existing, you don't deserve it