You are a sleazy grifter working for Comcast. You came to my apartment and tried to force me into buying your line of liquid shit about me needing cable, and my need to buy internet from Comcast for more than I'm paying now. Your problem for Jeff is two fold:

1) I know an asshole when I see one, simply because it takes one to know one.

2) You are obviously a terrible sales, and regular person.

I know you can provide worthless services for "cheaper than them other guys." Jeff, you are not the run of the mill bad person, by that I mean the kind that knows their lot in life. Jeff, you obviously have no idea how terrible you are at both selling and existing. Now for about 9/10 of the time you were at my apartment you were trying to force a pen into my girlfriend's hand and trying to make her order service. She explicitly stated that we do not want cable, we haven't the need nor the desire to be slaves to the adver-box anymore. Jeff you are obviously a slave of capitalist imperialism and you can not comprehend that someone wouldn't want to watch Good Times or Family Matters and continued you to tell us that you "hook up all the kids at UDel, they all have my number. " Jeff, simply stated, I hate you and everything you stand for. I do not care who has your number, I'm sure your probation officer has your number too, and I know its hard to make a living off of honest work instead of selling crack to children, but give it a shot. Your attempts to market digital cable are as laughable as your goofy-ass, flo-bee haircut and your poorly groomed facial hair. Your approach was as flaccid as your supposed dick. Everyone who has ever met you is disappointed to have done so, including but not limited to parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, prostitutes, Wal-mart employees and amputees. Should you ever have the opportunity to have consensual sex with a woman without money involved, please, please, use any and all forms of protection available, whether this means triple, quadruple, or quintuple bagging it. For someone in your disgusting lot in life I wholeheartedly recommend an extreme form of vasectomy dubbed, castration. You have nothing to offer a-n-y-o-n-e, to make it more understandable, we are all worse off now for knowing you draw breath. Finally, Should I ever make your acquaintance again; Jeff, should I ever make your acquaintance again, you will regret leaving our first encounter with me living. I will verbally emasculate you at every opportune time. At the dusk of each and every evening I will pray for your downfall, Jeff… Go home and die…