A dog can visit you.
You live in a place with weird laws anyway.
There is an old man who lives there with you. He regales you with stories of how he once won a beauty pageant.
Everyone is there accidentally.
You are encouraged to return to being an egomaniacal capitalist once you leave.
Every other person there is also an egomaniacal capitalist.
A ship can visit you.
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