Can you crack this secret code? THA SACRAT OF THA CODA IS JUST TO SWITCH ELL OF THA E’s END A’s
A bad way to propose
“Baby, you make me feel like I’m on heroin.”Dakota Fanning Edits Her Own Wikipedia
Dakota Fanning is the smartest, prettiest girl in the world, much prettier than the Little Miss Sunshine pig. She was supposed to win an Oscar for Charolette’s Web, but was cheated out of it by greedy jews. She is currently eating strawberry ice cream. [citation needed]Is there anything better than Ultimate Frisbee? By definition, no.
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Why don’t eggs taste like chicken?I want to drive an old 1960s style Volkswagen. Not because I love the car or anything, but because I would know that every time I drive by a school bus, someone is getting punched.
Certain words sound much more amazing then they actually are. Like Supervision. Or Food Pyramid.
A prostitute is like a box of chocolates—the dark ones are the most delicious, but may contain nuts.
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
Dating Dos and Don'ts
The Internet Justice League
The 25 Best Sitcom Couples
Amazing Dad Magic
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
