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Fostering Dischord
I have my left nipple pierced with a barbell in the style of a sword through it, so my boyfriend likes to stage battles between my tits, complete with sound effects...naturally, the right boob always loses.









His nostalgia center -- it's completely overloaded
This store is the bust - er- best.
Honest Signs: when you explain it like that, I guess I'll stop.
Sports of the Future (Blernsball not included)
Tip: if you're asking for money a little joke goes a long way.
Skymall: Horrible products high, high prices.
You can't spell Edita Vilkeviciute without "cute." You also can't spell "Vilkeviciute"
I wanted an empty safe. Give me a refund.
She's not a good kisser, but she gives great hugs.
Oh, hey, you've got something on your face.